I have a tendency to wake up several minutes before my alarm sounds. Don't know why. It just happens every now and then. Today, however, was a bit different.
I woke up to an earthquake! At least I thought I woke up to an earthquake.
Funny how the human mind works. Instead of snoozing - most evil invention #6 - for half an hour or so, everything cleared and I took a quick look around the room to see where I can hide. So instead of staying in bed, I was up immediately with all joints working.
Which leads to my next consultant / entrepreneur thought: an earthquake alarm clock!