34-inch high pants: $170 (Thank you, SS, for the inspiration)
Bad shirt: $60
Tape, name label: free
Dressing up as a nerd for the company Xmas party and walking around Central (think Wall Street meets Times Square) in nerd outfit: priceless
Footnote: All figures in HKD.
Note: diligent readers have noticed that I put "No #1" while it should have been #2. Well, that's what the sign says. I'm just the messenger.